Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **AsuraStorm** 11/20/2013, 5:36 pm

You begin flying only to be hit by a passing airliner.

I wish I could win the lottery.

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:37 pm

Granted but you are one of the 5000 like me and only get 15 cents.

I wish people would stop winning the lottery on here.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 7:48 pm

Granted but YOU win the lottery only to be killed by one of your many new found "family" members who "could really use a hand"

I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Custom Classic

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 8:05 pm

Granted but when you use it, it bursts into flames killing you.

I wish I had some Doritos cool ranch chips.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 8:37 pm

Granted but its so stale that you chip a tooth on the chips

I wish I had a wish

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 8:42 pm

granted but you wished for a date with Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish I had super speed.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 11:39 pm

Granted but that also means in the bed room

I wish I didnt have a date with Rosie O'Donnell

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 11:41 pm

Granted but not its with donkey kong.

I wish I could be the hero of time.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 11:44 pm

I would rather a date with donkey kong then Rosie O'donnell

Granted but you go from age 3 to age 93. From diapers to diapers.

I wish for better movies and shows on netflix

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 11:55 pm

Granted but the price for netflix goes up by $100

I wish I made more money at work.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 12:05 am

Granted but that money is stolen

I wish Mass Effect was real

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 1:17 pm

Granted but you get killed by reapers.

I wish I could hang out with Luigi for a day.

by **Blastion** 11/21/2013, 1:56 pm

Granted but you get stuck in a painting for the rest of your life.

I wish I could catch a Ralts with Trace.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 1:57 pm

Granted but the only pokemon you can use is Magikarp

I wish I had the ship Serenity from Firefly

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 1:58 pm

Granted but you are accused of being the one to cancel the show and are ripped apart by an angry mob.

I wish i was part of the angry mob.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 2:00 pm

Granted but its an angry mob of pacifists

I wish I was a Jaguar Pilot

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 2:00 pm

Granted but you are piloting an atari jaguar. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY!?

I wish I had a Magnavox odyssey.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 2:02 pm

Granted but Idk what that is so somthing bad happens with it

I wish I knew what a Magnavox odyssey was

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 2:04 pm

Granted, and after learning that it was the first home video game console ever made you become obsessed with it and sell everything to have one. (they are expensive.)

I wish I had an extra $100.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 2:07 pm

Granted but its 100 dollars in pennies and you cant change it to any other form of currency

I wish I wasnt having back pain

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 2:09 pm

Granted but you are now having front pain.

I wish I was a god.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 2:13 pm

Granted but you are a False God with no real powers

I wish we had a brake now

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 2:15 pm

Granted but we don't get any more for the rest of the day, Thanks jerk!

I wish we didn't have class tomorrow.

by **Artyom** 11/21/2013, 2:17 pm

But I gotta go to the bathroom >.< and me to.

Granted but we have to come in on saturday. Whos the jerk now.

I wish this wasnt a monkeys paw

by **Genesis** 11/21/2013, 2:21 pm

Granted, but now its a gorillas fist, and it wont stop punching you.

I wish I had more coke a cola.

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