Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Rocky** 11/30/2013, 1:58 am

Granted, but the cactus was in fact, a singing cactus, and you could not shut it up ever.

I wish I would finally become Santa Claus.

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 2:17 am

granted, but it already happened. *looks at Perfect Story post*

I wish i had a job.

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 2:20 am

Granted, but you are a stripper working long hard... nights.

I wish my internet was faster

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 2:22 am

granted, but your internet is so fast, you cant do anything properly on it.

I wish... I knew how to weave a basket.

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 2:25 am

Granted, but any basket you weave becomes evil and causes the owner nightmares.

I wish I had a cheezburger right now

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/30/2013, 2:33 am

Granted but the cheeseburger gives you horrible gas upon consumption and keeps you locked up in the bathroom for the rest of the day.

I wish I could publish my books.

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 2:45 am

Granted, but no one really reads them.

I wish we had a Little Ceasars in our town.

by **Genesis** 11/30/2013, 2:53 am

Granted but you get food poisoning every time you eat there.

I wish I had more food right now.

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 3:11 am

granted, but it's only in bite sized pieces.

i wish there were more experienced roleplayers on this site...

by **Genesis** 11/30/2013, 3:15 am

granted but they all think they are more experienced then you and refuse to let you join them.

I wish I got a raise at work.

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/30/2013, 3:16 am

Granted but its only 6 cents.

I wish I could breathe fire.

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 3:19 am

Granted, but it gives you 3rd degree burns every time.

I wish I had a better job than bus driving

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/30/2013, 3:21 am

Granted. You are now a professional male stripper.

I wish I hadn't forgotten the fan out of my room.

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 3:28 am

granted, but now you have too many fans in your room.

i wish i had a better laptop.

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 3:32 am

Granted, but the laptop is so powerful it gets uber hot all the time.

I wish pokemon were real.

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 3:34 am

granted, but you have to clean up after your pokemon. You know what i mean...

i wish I was a magical girl!

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/30/2013, 3:39 am

Granted but all the fat guys in the world keep chasing you around.

I wish I had a little Nargacuga as a pet.
(Look this up on google images if you don't know what it is.)

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 3:43 am

Granted, but it eats you in your sleep.

I wish I could controll Earth like Ganseki

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/30/2013, 3:45 am

Granted but a boulder crushes you and paralyzes you for life.

I wish I could control the wind.

by **Ens2010** 11/30/2013, 3:48 am

Granted, but you must make a human sacrifice every month to the wind gods for this ability.

I wish I had some deep fried dill pickles right now... with ranch...

by **Rocky** 11/30/2013, 3:18 pm

Granted, but they are old, moldy and don't taste good in the slightest.

I wish I could go out to eat today.

by **Genesis** 11/30/2013, 8:32 pm

Granted but you receive terrible food poisoning, get sick, and die.

I wish you hadn't died.

by **Blastion** 12/2/2013, 4:51 pm

Granted, she eats your brain.

I wish you had a brain to eat. ;P

by **Maxwell** 12/2/2013, 5:40 pm

granted, but it isnt from a smart person.

I wish i had ambition.

by **Genesis** 12/2/2013, 5:42 pm

Granted but but you did not get any ambition to act on your ambition.
I wish I had some Doritos right now!

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