Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Artyom** 11/25/2013, 1:11 pm

Granted but you fly to close to the sun and they burn up and you fall back down to earth.

I wish I had more bacon

by **Zazul** 11/25/2013, 1:21 pm

Granted, but that be bacon made from orphans.

I wish my job didn't suck.

by **Genesis** 11/25/2013, 3:31 pm

Granted, Your fired.

I wish I got paid time and a half on Thanksgiving at work.

by **Artyom** 11/25/2013, 3:33 pm

Granted but your working on thanksgiving. NO TURKEY FOR YOU!

I wish it was thanksgiving already

by **Genesis** 11/25/2013, 3:59 pm

Granted, but turkey becomes outlawed. (By the way I am working on thanksgiving already)

I wish I didn't have to finish this homework.

by **Artyom** 11/25/2013, 4:38 pm

Granted but you get an F

I wish we could leave now

by **Genesis** 11/25/2013, 4:41 pm

Granted but you fail for leaving early

I wish I had some cash for food.

by **Blastion** 11/26/2013, 3:14 pm

Granted but I mug you for them.

I wish we could decide on an actual cannon storyline.

by **Artyom** 11/27/2013, 5:13 pm

Granted but its copy righted and you get sued for a lot of money

I wish I could remember my username and password to check my grades

by **Blastion** 11/27/2013, 6:01 pm

Granted but your grades are less than expected.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

by **Artyom** 11/27/2013, 7:14 pm

Granted but your to busy to do anything with anyone

I wish my girlfriend didnt have such bad taste in TV shows

by **Zazul** 11/27/2013, 8:09 pm

Granted but she is now a man

I wish broccoli didn't taste like ass

by **Genesis** 11/27/2013, 8:30 pm

Granted but it now taste like an even worse body part.

I wish we had more comics to post on the site.

by **Maxwell** 11/28/2013, 12:50 am

granted, but they have really bad plot, characters, and make absolutely no sense.

I wish I didnt make so many spelling errors when i type.

by **Genesis** 11/28/2013, 11:26 am

Granted but now you can only type in Spanish.

I wish I knew Japanese.

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/28/2013, 12:30 pm

Granted but that is now the only language that you know.

I wish I had a little brother instead of an annoying little sister.

by **Genesis** 11/28/2013, 12:32 pm

Granted but you get my little brother who steals all your possessions and sells everything you have.

I wish I had a sega genesis.

by **Blastion** 11/28/2013, 1:07 pm

Granted but it's broken.

I wish Thanksgiving was over.

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/28/2013, 2:27 pm

Granted but you get no food for the rest of the year.

I wish PS4 was reverse compatible.

by **Genesis** 11/28/2013, 4:38 pm

Granted but now the games only work with previous generations.

I wish I had more games to play.

by **Rocky** 11/30/2013, 1:02 am

Granted, but when you played them all, there were no more games to be played ever again… DARN IT.

I wish I had a farm of potatoes in my apartment.

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 1:11 am

granted, but they are minecraft poisonous potatoes.

I wish I was an assassin...

by **ShadowFantasy** 11/30/2013, 1:22 am

Granted but you have nobody to assassinate.

I wish I were a turkey.

by **Blastion** 11/30/2013, 1:46 am

Granted. My Family ate you.

I wish sleep wasn't mandatory.

by **Maxwell** 11/30/2013, 1:48 am

granted, but you become a zombie.

I wish for a cactus.

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