Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 4:22 pm

Granted but being able to perceive so much causes you to go crazy and you end up in a psychiatric ward.

I wish I could be a youtube Let's Player.

by **Maxwell** 11/20/2013, 4:34 pm

Granted, but your fanbase sucks.

I wish I knew what the fox says.

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 4:35 pm

Granted but eventually a person over hears what it says and writes a crappy song about it and when you try to prove you where the one to find out what the fox says, it refuses to speak leading you to be sued by the song writer.

I wish I could hang out with Thor for a day.

by **Maxwell** 11/20/2013, 4:39 pm

...Well shit.

I shall grant your wish, but you are forced to carry mijonir around.

WHEN YOU ARENT WORTHY.

HAVE FUN CARRYING THAT, BITCH.

I wish i was a magical pony, flying through the sky. Razz

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 4:42 pm

Granted but you will be forced to carry around rosie o'donnell.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 4:43 pm

Granted but its the mark 1 and its out of fuel.

I wish wishes where easy to wish for.

by **Maxwell** 11/20/2013, 4:44 pm

Granted, but you never EVER know what to wish for.

I wish i could be a champion in League of Legends.

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 4:45 pm

Granted, but you lose all your friends because you spend all of your time practicing and in the end you realize it was not worth it.

I wish real life was like Minecraft.

by **Maxwell** 11/20/2013, 4:47 pm

Granted, but it really hurts to punch trees.

I wish for world peace.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 4:48 pm

Granted but all life is dead but you

I wish lightsabers were real

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 4:49 pm

Granted but you end up cutting your head trying to get one to turn on.

I wish I could get a chili dog with sonic the hedgehog.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 4:59 pm

Granted but the chili dog is made from the cute fuzzy animals you rescue at the end of each world and the chili from tails

I wish I could meet William Shatner

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:01 pm

Granted...But.....He talks.....Like.....This.......the whole time.......You are.....with......him!

I wish I could cultivate the moon.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 5:03 pm

Granted but you can only grow peanuts and have a peanut allergy

I wish Bethesda would actually work on Fallout 4

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:04 pm

Granted but no matter what you try, you are unable to run Fallout 4.

I wish I could make a personal super computer.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 5:11 pm

Granted but it's a Mac

I wish I wish I was a fish

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:12 pm

YOU EVIL BASTARD!

Granted but you turn into a fish in the desert.

I wish I would win the lottery.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 5:13 pm

Granted but you are 1 of 5000 people to win only getting about 15 cents

I wish Dr. Who didnt exist

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:14 pm

Granted but a temporal worm hole appears and the doctor walks out and exists again.

I wish call of duty didn't exist.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 5:16 pm

Granted. Just granted cant corrupt that one

I wish I could make the perfect chili cheese dog

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:18 pm

Granted but it is so good that when you eat it you head explodes from being unable to process such an amazing taste.

I wish I was a king.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 5:20 pm

Granted but you will be Usurped in a matter of minutes

I wish Nickleback never existed

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:22 pm

Granted but you never get to hear the few of their songs that are actually pretty good.

I wish Eminem never existed.

by **Artyom** 11/20/2013, 5:29 pm

Granted but Vanilla is is the biggest thing since sliced bread

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener

by **Genesis** 11/20/2013, 5:32 pm

Granted but you become rotten and tossed out.

I wish I could fly.

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