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Mad Comedy: A Keshin Series-Episode 3: Work

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Mad Comedy: A Keshin Series-Episode 3: Work

Post by Zazul on 5/11/2012, 1:04 am

~The Demonic World, Nifelheim~

Abyssion: *he is sitting at his throne with a desk in front of him. On his computer screen is the taxes, bills, and other various expenses.* Sweet Genesis Almighty! When in the hell did these bills pile up so much?! KESHIN! FRONT AND CENTER!
*in dart the Shades of Madness*
Kleptomania: KLEPTOMANIA, PRESENT!
Nymphomania: NYMPHOMANIA, HERE AND LOOKING CUTE!
Dementia: Dementia, not really caring whatsoever.
Mania: KISHISHISHISHISHI! MANIA HERE!
Obsession: OBSESSION IS HERE FOR THE GLORY OF ABYSSION-SAMA!
Phobia: PHOBIA HERE! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!
Paranoia:PARANOIA PRESENT....WHY ARE WE HERE?!
Schizophrenia: Schizophrenia, ready and willing!
Abyssion: Where is Megalomania!?
Kleptomania: He's out, sir!
Abyssion: Oh well! My good Keshin! Today, I recieved the bills!
Kleptomania: Wait....you have to pay bills for this place?! To who?!
Abyssion: To the guy that owns us...Anyway, the bills have come back. There is no way in hell that I can pay them on my own! So, you Keshin are going to the mortal world....TO GET JOBS!
All: ......What?
Abyssion: That's right! You are going to the mortal world and are going to get jobs to help pay the bills! Its high time you all started pulling your own weight!
Kleptomania: Pulling our own weight?! We KILL people just because you point at them and say "I want that hat!"! How do we not pull our own weight?!
Abyssion: My point is that we need cash! Kleptomania, you will be working at a local store called "Hot Topic". Nymphomania, you will be working at a local toy store called "Toys R Us!". Dementia, you will be working at a store called "Abercrombie and Fitch"! Obsession, you will be working as a lumberjack! Schizophrenia, you are working at a local fast food establishment! Paranoia, you will be working as a Private Investigator! And Mania, you will be working as an intern at a Grief Counseling center!
Phobia: What about me, Lord Abyssion?
Abyssion: You, Phobia, are too young to work. You will be staying here. Good luck, my Shades! Madness claim you! *the shades are all teleported to the Mortal plane*

~Kleptomania~
Kleptomania: *he walks into Hot Topic and sees all the expensive jewelry, cloths, and other assorted items* Oooooooo.....I like.
Rick: Welcome! You must be Alphonse! I'm Rick, your manager.
Kleptomania: Just call me Kleptomania. Or Klep.
Rick: Weird nickname you got there. Okay, Klep. Welcome aboard the Hot Topic crew!
Kleptomania: Thanks...so, what job do I have to do here?
Rick: You got hired as a Stock Boy. You get to stock the shelves and help customers if they need orders on high places.
Kleptomania: Oh boy....
*Within a few hours, the store becomes packed with customers*
Customer: I WANT TWO JEANS AND A NEW T-SHIRT!
Angry Kid: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I'M 18! I DON'T NEED NO CARD TO PROVE IT!
Rick: KLEP! WE NEED MORE MONSTER IN THE FRIDGES! KLEP?
Kleptomania: *he is slowly sneaking out of the store with his coat full of expensive items* Hehehehe...
Rick: HEY! SECURITY! STOP HIM!
Kleptomania: BOOKIN' IT! *he bolts, security hot on his tail*

~Nymphomania~
*Nymphomania changes into her "Toys R Us!" uniform.*
Nymphomania: Wow! I can make this look really cute! I wonder if there are gonna be any hot dads in there? Mmmmm....*she walks out into the store. About an hour or two later, she is running out with about 30 angry wives chasing her* I FORGOT! WITH EVERY HOT DAD, THERE'S AN ANGRY MOM!

~Schizophrenia~
Schizophrenia: So he wants two orders of fries, a large shake, and a cheeseburger? No! He wants an order of fries, two large shakes, and a cheeseburger! Wrong, you dolts! he wants an order of fries, a large shake, and two cheeseburgers!
Customer: No! I just want a chicken sub! This is subway, not Burger King!
Schizophrenia: Shut up, we're talking!

~Mania~
Mania: KISHISHISHISHISHI!
Troubled guy: WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN! MY WIFE JUST LEFT ME AND TOOK THE KIDS! ITS NOT FUNNY!
Mania: KISHISHISHISHISHI!
Toubled guy: STOP IT!
Mania: KISHISHISHISHISHI!
Troubled guy: You know what, I think I get it now. Life is just a big, horrible joke. And I should just take everything in stride, and just laugh, because if I can't laugh at myself, I'll never be happy, right?
Mania: KISHISHISHISHISHI!
Troubled Guy: YOU'RE RIGHT! Thanks, doctor! You're the best!
Mania: KISHISHISHISHISHI!
Troubled Guy: *he gets up and leaves the office*
Mania:....I have no idea what that guy was talking about. I just found his face funny. KISHISHISHISHISHISHI!

~Dementia~
Dementia: *she is walking away from the burning "Abercrombie and Fitch" store, her horns shining in the light of the flames. She is carrying the bloody head of one of the models in her hand* Call me fat, will you...

~Obsession~
*all the trees in the forrest have been cut down and modeled into life-sized wood carvings of Abyssion* FOR THE GLORY OF THE MADGOD!

~Paranoia~
Paranoia: So you see, ma'am, as this camera shows, you husband is cheating on you. However, I suspect he may also be connected to various cheating splinter cells bent on ruining lives and relationships headed by none other than the president himself!

~Nifelheim~
*the Shades return. Kleptomania has multiple tazer wounds and is in handcuffs. Obsession has an ax sticking out of his back. Nymphomania looks like she got run over by a jeep. Paranoia is reading a law suit paper being filed against him. Schizophrenia has a sub sticking out of his center head's ear. Mania has a Nobel Peace Prize. Dementia is in a straight jacket and has a muzzle on.*
Abyssion: What in Madness's name happened to you all?!
All: Don't ask....
Megalomania and Phobia: *Megalomania and Phobia walk in. They see how the others are, and they turn around and walk back out* NOPE.


Okay, so I know its been a REALLY long time since I did a Mad Comedy episode, but I've been busy with other materials such as New Geneforce, Aura Wake, and my first Stand Alone fanfics, Gear+Claw and the Stories of Law. That, and I have had no inspiriation to make any others. However, this one came to me at my job the other night, so I hope you all enjoyed. I'll make more eventually, but I promise you, there will be more!

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Re: Mad Comedy: A Keshin Series-Episode 3: Work

Post by Luna on 5/11/2012, 2:00 am

I lold at the subway... but got weird stares from class mates when I started cackling at the counciling part.

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