Affiliates
Navigation
 Portal
 Index
 Memberlist
 Profile
 FAQ
 Search
Who is online?
In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest

None

[ View the whole list ]


Most users ever online was 33 on 2/20/2015, 8:20 am
Latest topics
» Aura Wake: Remastered
7/12/2017, 12:33 am by Phirania

» (Reboot) Pokemon: Beyond the Tall Grass
7/11/2017, 10:33 pm by ShadowFantasy

» Aura Wake: Apostates' Tales
7/11/2017, 10:18 pm by ShadowFantasy

» Aura Wake: Witch Hunters
7/9/2017, 10:24 pm by Luna

» [Reboot] Geneforce Chronicles: Powerless RP
7/5/2017, 7:19 am by Zazul

» The Kaos Family - Explained
7/4/2017, 10:42 am by RKRobot

» Vastaya; The Eternal Race of Hanwind
6/23/2017, 3:34 am by Luna

» Myrr Saga: War of the Infernals
5/18/2017, 8:28 am by ShadowFantasy

» Luna's Gallery of Art
5/4/2017, 8:52 am by Luna

» Ikari Rates* the Geneforce
4/2/2017, 5:54 am by Genesis

» Escape the Game
4/2/2017, 3:53 am by RKRobot

» Rocky's Art Collection!
4/2/2017, 3:43 am by RKRobot

Statistics
We have 39 registered users
The newest registered user is Enzo DelMontico

Our users have posted a total of 15236 messages in 265 subjects
Gallery



The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

View previous topic View next topic Go down

The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

Post by RKRobot on 8/1/2014, 6:50 am

Welcome to the second contest on New Geneforce!  The deadline of completion is August 15, 2014!  Please make sure you finish you entries by then!  Thank you!

Objective: Your goal for this contest, should those who enter it, is to write the worst fan fiction possible.  Bad fanfics plague the internet in all fandoms, so now is your chance to pay homage to those laughably bad or expertly trolly badfics!  The subgoal is to have fun and to not take anything in this contest seriously, too, so just relax.

Time: 15 days

Rules:
-You may shamelessly rip of popular movies, tv shows, and books, but are FORBIDDEN to plagiarize the ripped content word for word.  Think of it as a parody.
-Use classic bad funny things like costume porn, making mary sues/gary stues, big reveals and revamped tragic backstories, have a really stupid villain with a senseless plot that only the main characters understand, but most of all, be creative!
-You may make characters OOC (out of character) because it is supposed to be bad.
-You may not graphically describe any smut, gore or torture.
-You may have other members help correct your grammar, spelling or syntax to help make this legible if you are not confident in your skills.  A badfic for this contest should be readable, but can be horrible at the same time.  (adding extra "!!!111!!" for example will not break a badfic, or spelling a character's name wrong on purpose, but please try not doing it too often)
-Your story can be long or short.  It does not matter.
-You will judged on completeness, comedic value by the judges (RKRobot and Luna), and how the characters are handled in the badfic.  Make it good bad!!

Characters you are able to use:
You may only choose 1 of your own characters to participate, but the rest must be from the list of offered characters:
-Luna
-Pointsettia
-Souline
-Dark
-Rocky
-Wrath
-Ikari
-Kane
-Genesis
-Juliet
-Emily
-Lord Shadow Chris
-Xero
-Gearic
-Xanthos
-Pennatus
-Blastion
-Wrave
(you have a lot to work with already - if you do want help, research these characters on our local wiki!)

Prizes:
The winner will receive 25 Contest Earnings/points, while each participant grants 5 points.  The winner does not receive an extra 5 for participating, given the number of points he/she wins.

The winner will also receive a Dramatic Reading of their badfic, done by RKRobot and Luna!

Examples (itty bitty ones):
----
Dark was going to go to the movies today.  He was on a date with the hottest girl in school ever, Pennatus and was so excited he skipped there.  Drak then arrived at the movies.  Pennatus was late.
"OMG.  Pennatus where are you bae?!" he squealed into the sky.
Just then a blast of lighting struck him down dead.  It was Emily, teh goddess of Pain and suffering!  She killed him because he was annoying to her.
"hee hee, that takes care of that!" and then she flew away.
----
"NO AM FEELING THE PAIN" Kane roared in pain as Xanthos and Blastion used their super double powers to combine their lightning and fire attacks together.
"Good.  You are dumb and no one likes you," Blastion grumpily stated.  He was about to finish him off when Xanthos sneezed a mighty sneeze and snotted all over Blastion.  The firefox fumed with fury.
"WHY YOU DO?!" he questioned, angrily.  Xanthos wiped away his nose with his scarf.  "I'm sorry, Blastion, I had to!  I only want to give my boogers to you!" he sniffled, and blushed like the kawaii sakura tree.
"Really?" asked Blastion, also blushing like a tomato?  "Yes, really!"  and then they hugged.
----
Rocky was bored one day and so she decided to call her bestie Pointsettia.  "Hey gurl, heeeeyyy," she blabbed on the 1950's phone in her hands.  Pointsettia picked up and started to cry.  "Why do you cry of sad?" Rocky asked her, starting to cry too.  It almost made her cry tears of blood.  "Well, its cuz I want to live in the castle with Princess Luna, but she's too busy not being my friend anymore!"  "That's horrible!  You can live with me instead!"  "Um, no you live too far away!"
Point was right.  A whole planet apart from each other, they couldn't do anything.
"Nuuuuu," wailed Rocky.  She felt betrayed.  Then she hung up and cried some more.

These are some of the things badfics are made of.  Have fun and enjoy the silly!!  We look forward to it!!

_________________
avatar
RKRobot
Hero Admin
Hero Admin

Posts : 1228
Genepoints : 1
Join date : 2011-02-04
Age : 25
Location : Somewhere surrounded by Pokemon.

Character sheet
Pokemon RP:

View user profile http://rockyrobot.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

Post by Phirania on 8/3/2014, 1:45 am

Finally finished! May I present to you a badfic inspired by the infamous "My Immortal" Harry Potter fanfic and the podcast "Welcome to Night Vale"...

MY IMMORAL

Hi my name is Xenon Arachne Blood Dark’ling Ailuro and i have long red hair (like a firtruck) with purple streaks and green ends that reaches the floor and i have leaf green eyes and a lot of peple tell me i look like the hottest gothik gurl every in existence and omg im also a succubus (cause i get aall of teh gais on my yard) and im really really popular but nobody is goffik enuff to be my frend becuz im just so awsum. my dad used to be lik “Xenon” and id be like”wut” and he’d be lik “excus me who do you think ur talking to?” and id be like “um who do you think ur talking to cuz im a succubus and ill kill you” and he ran into my knife ten timees and he doesn’t get up from the couch anymore cuz he spilled fruit punch rfom his clothes when i stabbed him that poser.

anyway i was watchin american goffik on tv when htis one bitch named soulin called me and was lik “hey xenon do yu want to hang out today?” but that prep is always just trying to steal my swag so i was lik” Sulne you better stfu yu prep im not lik you” and shes lik “k whatever” and i hope that bitch steps on a lego cuz shes real anniying but then omg i forgot i got new wallpaper in my house from the mailman xero the other day cuz he came over and hes kinda hot for a prep and i was trying to get him goffik so i was lik”hey hottie whats in the male today” and xero was lik “just sum magazines ur dad ordered where is he anyway” and i was lik” he spilled fruit punch on himself and he’s been sitting on the couch like a loser since” and he was lik “kk but wuts that smell” and i was luke “idk wut yu mean” and he walked into my house and started throwing up or whatever cuz he culdnt handle my goffik decorating skillz and then he fell asleep on the floor so i guess he was trying to take it all in or wuever but i wasnt sure so i poked him with my moms bitcher knife just to be sur and all of this spaghetti just flops outta his stomak and i was lik “wow that looks cool” and i was gonna eat it but then i rememememberred that i needed new wallparaer for the house so i used the spaghetti and it just looks a lot better now

so today im leavin my house when  fkin soline walks up to me and tries to be my friend but i  knoked thst prep outta my way cuz i needed the latest dark dark death cd for my collektion lik ugh suline get a bf or somthin already so i was in the store whne this hot guy came over and was lik “yu need help with anythin” and i was lik “i need sum help gettin a peace of dat booty” and he was lik “hha im gonna have to ask you to leaf” and i was lik “kk but whats ur name cuz ur hella cuta” and he was lik “um wrath” and i was lik “omg thats such a gothik name can yu be my bf” and he was like “uh maybe another time” and i was like “omg this is gret were gonna get murried” and then thses ripped guard dudes escorted me outta wraths way cus dat luscious booty is a fkin celerbity

so after tht i wus lik “fak i furgot my cd” but then i was lik “w/e imma just hit up the park” and when i get there i see wrave and dark totally macking out and i was lik “kk get a room yu two” and they were lik “o hi xenon” and i wus lik “yu two ar proly the two most goffik pepl i know so we shud hang out or somthin” and they were lik “idk w/e” so we were waking to trhough the forest when i was lik “do yu guys know this guy named wrath cuz i got my eyes on him and that cute booty” and wrave said “hm yea i think i know him hes from tropic” and i was lik”oh that makes sense cuz foren guys are always hott” and dark was lik “so were r we goin’ an i was lik “ummm to do a ritual obvs” and wrave was lik “dont we ned virgin blood” and i was lik “siht i furgot that wheres that bitch Sirloin when you need her” and dark was lik “yu mean souline” and i was lik “yea yea whatever she prolly hasnt done it yet” and dark was lik “virgin blood means blood that hasnt been used in a ritual before not blood of someone that hasnt had sexxx” and i was lik “wow dark ur pretty smart for a loser” and he was lik “thx” but i was like” were still usin Sublime” and  wrave was lik “its souline but w/e dark and i will get her” and i was lik “kk imma chill here then” and when they walked away wrath suddenly walked up with a dark dark death cd in his hands “hey i saw you wanted this so i bought it for you” and i was lik “omg wrath hi i mean hey welcome to the cult” and he was like “oh that sounds fun but arent cults dangerous” and i said” wow thx for karing about me but im 2 goffik to get hurt”

so after that dark and wrave came bak with Salami and we sacrified her to our dark lord Gearic and and almighty shdowa khris and wrath and i macked out


Last edited by Phirania on 8/8/2014, 6:56 am; edited 1 time in total

_________________
avatar
Phirania
Elite Uber Fan
Elite Uber Fan

Posts : 1725
Genepoints : 1
Join date : 2011-02-04
Age : 22
Location : The Land Before Time

Character sheet
Pokemon RP:

View user profile http://bisharpcreed.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

Post by Luna on 8/8/2014, 1:35 am

I think i died reading this.

_________________


  

“siht i furgot that wheres that bitch Sirloin when you need her”
avatar
Luna
Princess Admin
Princess Admin

Posts : 3997
Genepoints : 2
Join date : 2011-02-04
Age : 22
Location : The World That Never Was

Character sheet
Pokemon RP:

View user profile http://Pointsettia.deviantart.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

Post by Luna on 8/20/2014, 3:16 am

So it seems that Phirania is our Winner this time again~


Next contest is September 15th!

_________________


  

“siht i furgot that wheres that bitch Sirloin when you need her”
avatar
Luna
Princess Admin
Princess Admin

Posts : 3997
Genepoints : 2
Join date : 2011-02-04
Age : 22
Location : The World That Never Was

Character sheet
Pokemon RP:

View user profile http://Pointsettia.deviantart.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

Post by RKRobot on 4/25/2015, 9:52 am

I've unlocked this contest just to come here and tell you guys that Ikari's Dramatic Reading of this amazing badfic is finally uploaded to the 'tube.

That is all.



And maybe if we had more of these I would do them, too, but we don't and that's disappointing, oh well, maybe next time.

_________________
avatar
RKRobot
Hero Admin
Hero Admin

Posts : 1228
Genepoints : 1
Join date : 2011-02-04
Age : 25
Location : Somewhere surrounded by Pokemon.

Character sheet
Pokemon RP:

View user profile http://rockyrobot.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: The Greatest BadFic of All (WRITING CONTEST)

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum